you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
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Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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