ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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