i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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