Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers