If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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