Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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