it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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