It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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