sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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