dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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