I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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