she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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