if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Come on in and take your pants off
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