I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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