I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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