Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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