I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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