I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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