This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.