it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
