quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
You can make out without kissing
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