i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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