Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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