thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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