What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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