dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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