So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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