You're so nebulous sometimes
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
her vagine was all disorganized.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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