the new term for farting is butt boxing.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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