...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
