We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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