Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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