I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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