i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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