It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
