Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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