He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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