How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Pooping to opera.
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