Hey man sorry I got all grabby
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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