Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
wow bdsm is so cute
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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