The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
