There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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