Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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