Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
