That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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