I feel like abortions should bother me more
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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