I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
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Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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