New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
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I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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