the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
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