sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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