Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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