Your dad touched me again.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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