I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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