Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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