Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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