Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
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Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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